We are all human and we all do human things. Yes, even on a massage table! Things like:
Falling asleep
Snoring
Having body hair
Sweating
Having dry skin/sunburn/body acne
Not wanting to talk
Stomach gurgling or growling
Crying
Please don’t apologize for any of these when you get a massage.
I actually turned this post into a reel on Instagram and it went quite viral! I think that’s a testament to how these seemingly “horrifying” experiences on a massage table need to be normalized. Because I can assure you, I have seen and heard it all and it’s absolutely a-ok for any and all of these things to happen.
Be yourself without apology. This is a judgment free space.
To be honest, if you fall asleep and snore on my massage table, I’ll take that as a compliment!